Premium comfort, bold prints made for the everyday gardener and plant lover!

Featured Products

"SOIL, SEED & SARCASM" Brand Logo

"SOIL, SEED & SARCASM" Brand Logo

$28.99

"SOIL, SEED & SARCASM" Brand Logo

$28.99
Learn while you Grow: LILIUM LANCIFOLIUM! I thought it was a TIGER LILY?!

Learn while you Grow: LILIUM LANCIFOLIUM! I thought it was a TIGER LILY?!

$28.99

Learn while you Grow: LILIUM LANCIFOLIUM! I thought it was a TIGER LILY?!

$28.99
"The Sprout!" - Sarcastic Seedling collection

"The Sprout!" - Sarcastic Seedling collection

$28.99

"The Sprout!" - Sarcastic Seedling collection

$28.99
BLUEBERRY! Baby! - Not your Grandma's garden! Collection

BLUEBERRY! Baby! - Not your Grandma's garden! Collection

$28.99

BLUEBERRY! Baby! - Not your Grandma's garden! Collection

$28.99
"I'M A CACTUS KILLER!" Gardeners get it! Collection

"I'M A CACTUS KILLER!" Gardeners get it! Collection

$13.18

"I'M A CACTUS KILLER!" Gardeners get it! Collection

$13.18
Hummingbirds Get it! - Midnight Garden Collection

Hummingbirds Get it! - Midnight Garden Collection

$28.99

Hummingbirds Get it! - Midnight Garden Collection

$28.99
"DAMN! I killed the CACTUS!" Gardeners get it! Collection

"DAMN! I killed the CACTUS!" Gardeners get it! Collection

$13.18

"DAMN! I killed the CACTUS!" Gardeners get it! Collection

$13.18
Wild at Heart, under Moonlight - Midnight Mischief Collection

Wild at Heart, under Moonlight - Midnight Mischief Collection

$28.99

Wild at Heart, under Moonlight - Midnight Mischief Collection

$28.99
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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. Right here, in the midwest farm country. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

Do you ship internationally?

Not at this time. We're just getting started. So, maybe in the future.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can "stalk" (pun intended) your package's journey—right to your doorstep or garden gate.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.

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Sustainable Materials

Eco-friendly, plant-based, and recycled fabrics

Easy 30-Day Returns

Hassle-free returns for peace of mind